Glory Hole Etiquette: Be a Good Cocksucker or Cocksitter or Cockserver

Last night, I went to two spots where gloryholes can be a terrific experience. But in the end, that experience turned into a bit of a nightmare.

An oral release can be good. It's rare for me. It takes a skilled provider who knows what he's doing. My experience last night proved to be less than ideal.

The first one took my semi-hardon and began working it with his warm mouth, bringing me to full-hardon. No teeth and good, deep strokes. He varied his pace and used his tongue. But after a couple of minutes would need to pause for a breather. Endurance turned out to be disappointing. His pause choice usually meant to purse the lips at the tip, lick a little before a pause. As I would begin to withdraw, thinking my time was over, he'd start back.

The second guy had more endurance and a looser mouth. He'd go deeper to where I could feel his nose hit my pelvis. But his solution when his mouth got tired. Hand jerk. And a hard hand jerk.

The third guy did a much better job with endurance, keeping it up for more than five minutes. His technique, which is among the best and I approve the most. Go deep, use your tongue to stimulate and shaft and add your fingers to the balls for more stimulation. Still, he resorted to a jerkoff.

After fucking a nice, very thin Asian, I hung out a while longer and found no new action (actually, I did... I went into a booth and found myself face first to three cocks, so I stepped off).

Off to another adult bookstore, which I found was busy as hell. My first booth visit found a man with a good oral technique supplemented by hand jerk. He used both together. Amateur, which made me think another self-identified bisexual who is just getting his cock fix for the month.

My next experience ended up in the same booth was a skull fuck buddy who could take it hard, but asked me to hold off cumming.

Don't ever ask that.

Anyway, so we end up here and I've got suggestions to go all the way around.

Suggestions for Oral Servicing

1. Pace yourself.

If you're oral only, don't exhaust yourself in the first two minutes. I expect it will take me at least five solid minutes of oral before popping off.

2. Minimal hands.

If you must use your hands, do not use them in the exclusion of your mouth. Combine the two. If I wanted a handjob, I would have done it myself.

3. No teeth.

I think it should go without saying but, fuck, I still get a good scraping. Last month, someone actually scratched me near the head on the left side of my cock.

4. Take a hint.

If we're pulling away, you need to start doing your best or we're leaving. Even if you do your best, it may not be good enough for what each cock needs (more on that in a minute). So don't go grabbing after it. Just cause you didn't get a load doesn't mean we didn't enjoy ourselves.

5. Sometimes we will be back.

Occasionally we will sample the room of cocksuckers and then return to the best. It's rare for me to know I've found the best, especially if I'm hoping for a little ass. And I can count on one hand the number of times I know a blowjob is going to do the job of an assfucking.

6. I don't want to hear you spit.

Even if you are going to spit, I want to believe you swallowed. So please, the whole place doesn't need to hear you attempt to scrape your lungs and throat with mucus to remove every little element of my sperm. My swimmers deserve death in your stomach or ass, so please, make their euthanasia silent for me. Now for some of the motions, I make (or I think a lot of tops make) to help you understand what we mean...

Gestures and Their Meaning

1. A hand at the glory hole.

(Gesture by the oral servicer or the bottom.) Please put your cock through this glory hole so I might give your cock pleasure.

2. Cock through the glory hole.

(Gesture by the top or the bottom.) Please suck my cock.

3. Elbow or palm of hand blocking a glory hole.

(Gesture by either party.) I am not interested in servicing you or being serviced by you.

4. Face at a glory hole (usually with mouth open and tongue out).

(Gesture by the oral servicer.) Please fuck my face.

5. Two tops shaking their cocks at one another on either side.

If one is versatile, the polite thing to do is to kneel and start sucking. Usually the older, less good looking or the less hung should be doing the sucking.

6. You've been sucked for a while and it pauses with a push away or a tap on the cock (kind of like a tap on the shoulder).

This usually occurs when the other party wants to get sucked too or wants to discuss meeting together in the same booth. By the way, it's okay to decline meeting in the same booth. For the glory hole experience, part of the fun is the whole glory hole anonymous thing, even though you can see them through the hole.

7. You've been sucked for a while, a pause comes and there's a slap on your cock.

This usually means the asshole cocksucker is leaving. It's also an indicator of a couple of more things that I regret to inform you. (1.) You have disappointed the cocksucker with your size. Cocksuckers like to be challenged and, if yours just doesn't snake far enough down their throat, then fuck off. Or, (2.) the cocksucker thinks he's so damn good that you should have shot your load by now and he's done sucking you.

8. You've been sucked for a while, up to hardness and a little beyond, then the cocksucker stops and there's a firm grip on your cock and a pause...

We'll address fucking through a glory hole in a moment in another section, but that is indeed is what's about to happen. That firm grip means two things: (1.) Positioning your cock to line it up for the ass or (2.) Positioning your cock for a rubber.

9. You're sucking a cock and the cock begins to move in a fucking motion.

The top either wants to... (1.) fuck your mouth or (2.) fuck your ass. The latter is more likely, at least when I make the motion.  If fucking your ass is an option, get to it. The most important part now to to vary want you're doing. Go down deeper on his cock, work the whole shaft and see if you can take a whole mouth fucking.

10. He begins to pull out slowly.

You're not earning your keep. The top is getting bored with the sucking and is considering moving on but has given you another opportunity to redouble your effort and prove you're the one he should let suck you off.

11. A sudden and quick pull out or jerk away.

One of two things. (1.) You used your teeth. Don't do that. (2.) The top is too close to coming and he's not quite ready for it. Either way, take it slow if you get the cock back in hand, be gentle and kind.

12. The top's balls are shaved.

I believe if a top shaves his balls or he makes the point of getting them through the glory hole, there's a task for the bottom and that's to lick, lick and lick some more. Access might be tough, but still, it's an invitation to lick away. Now, there are many other possibilities. I will often step away and look into the hole. If on the other side, I see a naked guy, I might give him a little more time to get up the courage to do what I hope he will do. Otherwise, I'll move on.

Fucking Through a Gloryhole

The ultimate experience has got to be fucking through a glory hole and, of course, I would approve of that bareback. If you are at all concerned about fucking barebacking, be aware that this is a potential experience when you put your cock through a hole. I have found that about 20 percent of the time (or one out of five fucks) you will luck up with a glory hole fuck. Hints that this will happen can usually be told if you see the servicer is completely naked, but that is not always the case.

If the bottom chooses to use a condom, the sensation I'm most familiar with is what I'll call the pinch. It's how some inexperienced people will usually put a condom on someone else, by pinching the tip to remove air but leave an empty reservoir for cum later. Generally, the applier will catch the tip of the cock as well and it can, well, pinch a little. It doesn't hurt as much as it's uncomfortable.

Following that process is the roll, where the condom is rolled down the shaft. Again, this sensation doesn't feel ideal but usually, the sense is the sudden dulling of sensation.

At this point, you'll usually hear the pop, as the bottom opens a bottle of lube and begins applying it liberally on your plastic-sheathed cock and on his ass.

Finally, there's the base death grip,  which guides the cock into the hole.

Generally, whether bareback or covered, allowing the bottom to back up on your cock is a good idea. Then, once he leans back onto the glory hole, it's the top's queue to fuck away. The top usually moves for this while the bottom stays stationary.

As for bareback fucking, I find the bottoms are more prepared, usually well-lubed and ready to just back up. They usually go from sucking to the base death grip.

It goes without saying that, if you're going to be fucked, please clean out well before arriving and, well, monitor your cleanliness. If I catch the scent of shit, I will leave quickly without the polite "thank you" tap on the ass.

I have removed a condom while fucking and he knew it. If you're a bottom and you want the condom on the top, pay attention.

As for how long it should last, well, there's a polite way. If the ass is good, I will fuck it until I cum. Once I cum, I tap a nice "thank you" and zip up and leave. If I'm not ready to cum, I still tap a "thank you." If there's a problem with the ass, I simply leave. Nothing polite about it. I hope the rudeness sends a message to the ass he needs to check on things.