Despite the promise of these new smartphone applications, neither Scruff nor Grindr nets me much ass. Generally, I find them somewhere between mildly entertaining and irritating, as the guys on there generally want photos, photos, and more photos. One bottom near me in Georgia can't seem to recall what I look like despite the fucking full-frontal face pic on the front of my profile. For some reason, one day in Vegas, my Scruff was simply blowing up. Grindr also worked, although what I got was a cute lady-boy escort (in male drag) hinting he wanted "dinner and conversation." I declined. The pancake makeup with the petroleum jelly lens effect on his photo was just too much. If I wanted to fuck a girl, I'd fuck a girl. I don't. So on Scruff, which seems a less twinkie place, presented a Montana man for me, I got the urge to merge. He stood on the beefy side of things, which proved fine by me. He was just a couple of hotels over — still a hike in Vegas, but close enou...